A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner.

26 Sep 13 France honors the Germans for D-Day

This really makes me sick.  My family paid DEARLY to save Europe from the Germans.

Hey FRANCE… next time we promise NO DEAD INVADERS… You can just contiune to ENJOY them…


22 Dec 11 Mayans start countdown

People see worlds events too close up. If for example you think the Iraq war started when Bush went to Bagdad, then you are too close. It started when Saddam went into Kuwait (or earlier)

Today’s example…

Here is story about Mayan people starting count down clock to end of world in 365 days

Step back and you would see that the countdown has been going on by myians for thousands of years

PS. Of course it’s all wrong anyway. If archeologist checked your home as it is now they would find you think the world ends on the last day of what ever your last calendar said too

10 Apr 09 Because the fed post office says!!!

Why do I have to abriviate Florida as “FL” instead of “Fla” and Pennsylvania as “PA” instead of Penna?

Fla and Penna are the correct ways. Just chech any old dictionary. (before political correctness snuck into them)

And… I did a search for “Jacksonville Fla” only to be asked by Google “did you mean Jacksonville FL”

Ummm. Yes.

Because the federal post office says?? I know it is part of a post office mail “standardization” thing, but it ticks me off that the fed changes my state and my language.

08 Apr 09 Pride of Virginia

While fishing on a party boat. I noticed the box of chum that they used said “The Pride of Virginia”. I thought it was funny that chum was the pride of Virginia so I sent my wife to see it.

She came back and said. “So the chum is from china?”

Huh??!? I had to go back and look. Yes, friends, China can ship CHUM here cheaper that we can make it in Virginia

12 Jan 09 Our funny world order

I read this article on a web page about how Russia is cutting off gas to the EU and its starting a new Cold War…  but then I looked more at the page.

It had an ad for “Russian Brides for the EU”

That’s pretty funny…

03 Jan 09 Enter

Why does a store need two words for “enter”? I mean come on… If someone speaks so little English that they need to know entrada too how can they function?. How about words like STOP for a stop sign. How about the pesticides inside this store?

01 Dec 08 What body part is this?

This was candy that was handed out at Halloween… What body part is this?