A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner.

21 May 12 SCOTUS REWRITES Obama care.

Today the Supreme Court will discuss what PARTS of a law they like and what parts they dont like. Ok maybe its what parts are unconsititional. But if they can change the words of their job, I can change the description of their job too… I’ll have to research and find out when they decided laws were too long to “just reword them like we like”

Now I understand why people are trying to get the 10 commandments OUT of federal building. Its the RISK that the SCOTUS might change just a few words of each.. Like this:

1. Thou shalt have other gods before me (Obama?)
2. Thou shalt make unto theyself graven image(s) (Congress?)
3. Thou shalt take the lord’s name in vain (Wright: God Damn America)
4. The sabbath, keep it (for football I guess)
5. Thou shalt skip having a father, thou only need a mother and a governement to support you for your liberal vote.
6. Thou shalt kill. (liberals HAVE THIS DOWN COLD)
7. Thou shalt commit Adultery (that one’s my fav!)
8. That shalt steal (explains MOST of liberalism)
9. THout shalt bear false witness (Trayvon’s law)
10. Thou shalt coven they neigbhour’s house (and senate — we only want to REDISTRUBUTE the wealth)

17 May 12 Ineptocracy

A system of Government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

03 May 12 Who OWNS you?

Its been said, if you need to know who’s in charge between you and your spouse… When you go to be and get up to turn out the light… When you get to the light switch.. look back on the bed for the answer…. If you want to know who RULES over you in society… Watch any medicine comerical where they spend 90% of their time telling you about the side effects.. Then watch a lawyer commerical and see how much fine print they put up for a microsecond.

10 Mar 12 Gov IRONY

10 Mar 12 Warning for “new words” used by terrorist

You cant say hello to your friend Jackson (Hi Jack!) at the airport and apparently you can’t use the “b” word (bomb) to text betwee 16 year old friend that you farted in the school library (An A student was expelled for calling his fart a bomb)

Terrorist know this and A) dont have any friends named Jackson and B) dont use the B word at all including in their planning.

CIA tracking of your cell phone, er ah I mean the terrorist cell phone has confirmed they use a special NEW code word is being used and you should carefully avoid using this word because you will be arrested. It MEANS bomb. The new word is “Obama”.

If you hear this “code word”  OBAMA make sure the person saying it knows it means “bomb” now, make sure you report it to the proper authorities..

The irony I am trying to point out is to realize how TSA isn’t really protecting us from the NEXT attack but trying to make you feel safe from the LAST attack.

06 Mar 12 2012 Irony of the year award already!


The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

30 Jan 12 Spit on the sidewalk

I know liberals will get after me for using spit as the example.. so I’ll say “apply a drop of water” instead..

When I was maybe 8 years old my parents took me to Atlanta.. Being a Civil Engineer, knew many things about the geography of America.  As we passed a certain sidewalk in Atlanta, my dad said “If you apply a drop of water on the sidewalk right here it will split in two and go in opposite directions.  One 1/2 will end up in the Gulf of Mexico, the other 1/2 will end up in the Atlantic.

I think our election choices of Gingrich and Romney are pretty much like that.  The choice really is just a fraction of an inch to the left or a fraction of an inch to the right.   We see our choice  as being very big differences, either the Gulf of Mexico or the Atlantic.. however after its said and done the drop of water still ends up in the oceans of the world…

Let all try to remember this and save some spit for the fight against Obama…

26 Jan 12 The Federal budget explained in simple English.

I love it when complex things are simplified so that we can all understand
. United States Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
. Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
. New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
. National debt: $14,270,000,000,000
. Recent budget cut: $38,500,000,000
Now, remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget.
. Annual family income: $21,700
. Money family spent: $38,200
. New debt on the credit card: $16,500
. Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710
. Total budget cuts which some politicians are so proud about: $385
Stop this INSANTY. Vote them all out and demand a BALANCED BUDGET!

21 Jan 12 Obama, Abbot and Costello explain Gov statistics

US Dept of labor statistics as reported by Abbott and Costello

Costello:  I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

Abbott:      Good subject, terrible times, it’s 9%

Costello:  That many people are out of work.

Abbott:      No that’s 17%

Costello:  You just said 9%.

Abbott:      9% unemployed.

Costello:  Right 9% out of work.

Abbott:      No that’s 17%.

Costello:  Okay so it’s 17% unemployed?

Abbott:      No that’s 9%.

Costello:  Wait a minute, is it 9% or 17%?

Abbott:      9% are unemployed.  17% are out of work.

Costello:  If you’re out of work you are unemployed.

Abbott:      No you can’t count the out-of-work as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.


Abbott:      No, you miss the point.

Costello:  What point?

Abbott:      Some one who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work, it wouldn’t be fair.

Costello:  To who?

Abbott:      The Unemployed.

Costello:  But they are all out of work.

Abbott:      No, the unemployed are actively looking for work … those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up, and if you give up you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

Costello:  So if you’re off the unemployment role, that would count as less unemployment?

Abbott:      Unemployment would go down, Absolutely!

Costello:  The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?

Abbott:      Absolutely it goes down that’s how you get 9%, otherwise it would be 17%. You don’t want to read about 17% unemployment do ya?

Costello:  That would be frightening.

Abbott:      Absolutely.

Costello:  Wait, I got a question for you, that means that they’re two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

Abbott:      Two ways is correct.

Costello:  Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

Abbott:      Correct.

Costello:  And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

Abbott:      Bingo. (more…)

21 Jan 12 9/11 Memorial Gun Incident Sparks Threat From TN Lawmaker « CBS New York

9/11 Memorial Gun Incident Sparks Threat From TN Lawmaker « CBS New York.

With a city, county, state and federal governement working 24/7/365 to write more laws for us to follow I have the following question

At what point is ignorance of the law an excuse?

My KFAD.  Laws can only be written to be as long as one person can read with one Breath.